You wouldn’t be wrong to consider ranch dressing a “beloved condiment”. You dip your fries in it, you put it on wings, maybe even pizza if you’re feeling wacky...but there IS a line, and Great Wolf Lodge just sprinted right past it!
As part of their new spring menu, the Lodges across the country officially announced a Ranch Milkshake, and it sounds like a dare gone horribly wrong.
This isn’t just a clever name for a vanilla shake. It’s actually ranch dressing blended with sweet vanilla ice cream. If that doesn’t make your stomach turn, the toppings will! They are finishing this thing off with whipped cream, carrots and celery, a salty lime rim, and...wait for it...fried chicken nuggets on top.
It’s rolling out to all 22 of their locations across the country for a limited time. People online are completely divided, though it seems like most of us are just staring at our screens in horror. If you’re brave enough to drink your salad dressing through a straw, your time has finally come. For the rest of us, we’ll stick to a normal chocolate shake.
